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MIKA & KIM COME HOME ON
DECEMBER 9, 2026!
50
DAYS LEFT!!!
050DAYS
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Counting down to midnight, Denmark time.
WE MISS YOU BOTH! ♥
⭐ MISSION: SURVIVE UNTIL MIKA & KIM COME BACK ⭐
Your heroic progress is saved on this device.
"I know something... shhh!"
700 APPROVED ✓💥 THE 700 ENTERTAINMENT CENTER 💥
🎰 RANDOM 700 GENERATOR
700
Now with 700% more randomness.
📈 700-O-METER
700% HYPE
🛸 SMOON ORACLE
The moon refuses to elaborate.
🕹️ SECRET BUTTON
DO NOT PRESS THIS
Absolutely nothing will happen.
🌙 TOP SECRET SMOON HEADQUARTERS 🌙
CLASSIFIED // LEVEL 700
Smoon (Secret Moon) has been watching the entire trip. Nobody knows why. Nobody knows how. Nobody is asking the right questions.
His official statement: "No comment."
Secrets revealed: 0
🧠 FUN FACTS NOBODY REQUESTED
✦ Mika & Kim have probably visited 700 countries. Please do not fact-check this.
✦ The average person thinks about Smoon 700 times per day. Source: Smoon.
✦ The internet was built specifically for websites like this. Allegedly.
✦ Friendship is measured in 700s, not kilometres.
✦ This page contains zero useful travel advice.